That's good. I'm just an author, after all, creating these dialogue options for your entertainment or edification or torture, depending on your philosophy of aesthetics or reading or what moves you. This is just a fiction, and as an educated reader at the turn of the 21st century, you (the reader) do not want to be caught behaving in a naive fashion, taking on the role of the "you" (the character) I (the author) have created (with your help).

Or do you? Could it be you want to get back to the fiction?

Yes         No        Maybe         Bitch