Gareth probably would have been grateful for a wet dream or two. Gareth was suffering from that exclusively male affliction, DSB--Dreaded Sperm Buildup. Gareth had held out longer with no major difficulties, but this time chastity was being made doubly difficult by the thought of an ex-girlfriend who had unexpectedly reappeared on the scene and didn't seem adverse to rekindling romance (that's me, dear reader), a girlfriend who was crazy and daring enough to make it among the stacks. Gareth had not forgotten that incident either.