Characters: Mercy Kennedy Flunk - part-time professor and pseudo housewife with two children and illusions of grandeur, fleeing from the frustrations of a failing marriage.
Bennie and Bruce - three and five year old brats, innocent victims of the conflict.
In absentia: George Flunk III - the ever-suffering husband, who may no longer be in love with his wife but is determined to keep her anyway.
Setting: Somewhere high above the Lone Star State.